"What a mistake, saying the way I felt."
--The Neighbourhood (via versteur)

chrissyglinn:

I PAUSED AT THE EXACT RIGHT TIME

playstation2chainz:

"are you a good kisser"

what kind of question is that like how am i supposed to know???? i can’t kiss myself

"nice" - katie

madamegaston:

good eyeliner and hair days tho

willella:

ladyinteresting

theonion:

PRO: Subtle nods of approval from every passing animal
 
CON: Will be forced to resign as vice president of your local Gravy Club 

matching icons for you and a pal

Please send me a fruit?

  • Strawberry - I’m in love with you.
  • Cherry - I love you.
  • Watermelon - I think you’re cute.
  • Blueberry - You’re amazing.
  • Kiwi - You’re pretty
  • Rasberry - You’re hot.
  • Plum - I would fuck you.
  • Paopu Fruit - I would date you.
  • Grapes - I could stay on your blog for hours.
  • Starfruit - You are my tumblr crush.
  • Orange - I want to get to know you.
  • Tangerine - We have a lot in common.
  • Lemon - I wish you would notice me.
  • Lime - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.

disneylawyer:

I watch this video every single day

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